Groovy Grandma Jessie’s

(Tongue in cheek. foot in mouth)

Alphabetical Guide to Everything Digital!

A. a. 

Apple Mac (the computer the editor recommends)

Asterisk (used to replace missing letters in a word.

e.g. this task the editor has given me is cr*p.)

Appointments. (Make them in your online Calendar)

The @ sign. (…@bigpond.com.au)

Associations. A.I.M.I.A (Australian Interactive Media Industry Association)

Association that Groovy Grandmas belongs to.

B. b.          

Bookmark Groovy Grandmas page.

Banking on line.

Business networking.

Browsers.

Baby Boomers

Blog.

C. c.        

Contacts

Connect to your family

Chat via Skpe.

Chat via S.M.S.

Cascading Windows (I’ve just learned how to do this! But I cannot explain how)

D. d.        

Downloading.

Dating on line (e.Harmony)

Digitally diverse.

.Docs. (How we send our info).

Delete key (Don’t want you to use this now!)

E. e.                 

Excel experts.

e Bay  (60% Groovy Grandmas shop online here)

Editorial (new stories every month)

Edit. (Using the delete key!)

Emails. (Send us more-according to G.G.’s survey

over 98% of our members use email frequently)

Edgelets (if you don’t know what they are - you soon will!)

F f.                 

Facebook – become a Groovy Grandma on this.

Find friends on Facebook too.

Frequently 98% of the Groovy Grandmas use

The internet.

Flash Drive. (Sounds like a dance! – But Bryony and Virginia and Beth all use them)

G g.    

Google Groovy grandmas.

Gigabytes … what the F**K – it sound big

www.groovygrandmas.com.au

H. h.        

Home page – make Groovy Grandmas your

Home page.

Hosting – Like having a party on line. -(You need a good host!)

Help when you need it.

Happiness when you read our magazine.

I. I                 

Internet Savvy.

I Pod idiot (that’s me)

I.B.M. (good company)

In – box.

Impressions

Impress your friends with your

Internet skills.

J. j                 

j peg. (great for attaching pics)

Junk e-mails. (not so great)

Java (I’ve got this- thought at first it was an Orange)          

Just Joking with Jess. Just for fun.

K. k        

Keywords- Groovy Grandmas

(Over 40, fun, fabulous women!)

Key in to our web –site.

L. l                 

Landing page.

Linked in

Land on Loving Life.

Live it up on line.

M. m        

Mobile phones

Memory sticks- (otherwise known in the world of

Groovy Grandmas as –the wee stick..the message stick. -That wee flash thingy!)

Megabytes (not as big as a Gigabyte)

N.  n        

Newsletters. G.G’s comes out every month

New Editions G.G’s every month.

Never say never even on –line.

Norton Security.

O. o     

On – line –(all the time)

Out –box – (send those emails all the time)

Overseas and Interstate

Open up a whole new world.

P. p              

Password. (Keep it to yourself)

Photoshop- great for editing pictures.

Pod Casting – sounds like fishing –

Phishing- now that’s scary

Power Point presentations – amazing things.

Postcards – a GG favourite segment

Q q                 

Quick – become a member of Groovy Grandmas Now!

www.groovygrandmas.com.au

Question everything about life – all the answers are on- line.

R r           

Receive e-mails (I love receiving those jokes)

Research – it’s easy on line

RSS – Well this means the following-

Really Simple Syndication – Hello?! What the …?

S s           

Social Networking

Skype – love making the calls overseas

Send e- mails – especially funny ones

Surveys – Check out the G.G.’s survey now

Smiley faces.

T t                 

Technology – we have it covered?!

Texting – I can do that

Twitter – not about birds

Talk is cheap on Skype –really!

Take time out and smell the roses.

U u                 

User friendly – that’s the G.G.’s web –site.

(It’s important to Us)

Unbelievable what you can learn on the web.

Understanding it is sometimes something else!               

V v           

Virtual

Video

Variety – (G.G.’s spice of life)

Viral – spread the Groovy bug!

W w        

World Wide Web

Wikipedia. (Incredible!)

Wisdom on line

Widget – What..****?

Web.2- What?-(find out on – line!)

X x           

eXcel (you know spreadsheets like?

X marks the spot for the G.G.”s web – site.

Xtraordinary as it is!

Y  y         

Youtube – like a mini video on your computer.

You are important to us

Your brief is – Become a member of  the

Groovygrandmas online magazine. Yeah!

Z z           

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz going sleepies night night             

By Jess Walker